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On tumblr people think all white people are created equal because they're white but that's not true in the eyes of actual white people.
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Of course it’s not. Everyone regardless of race has their own unique experiences in this world and you can’t lump all people together because of race or gender. The sooner people learn this the better. Unfortunately the world is going backwards in way of this and not forward. Tumblr isn’t helping.

History has a really bad way of repeating itself…

If the feminists get their way it will be a damn mass genocide of men.

Planet of the Apetriarchy

We have daily examples of Men killing women just because they wouldn’t screw them, show me a series of examples of women slaughtering men and we can continue the discussion.

Is this bitch fucking serious right now?

15 year old girl stabs and kills 14 year old boy after argument

13 year old girl stabs self, 13 year old friend, and 11 year old sister

14 year old girl stabs and kills 11 year old sister 40 times because she thought she was ungrateful

16 year old girl stabs and kills 16 year old best friend 60 times (what the best friend did wasn’t okay but it did not call for murder)

11 year old girl stabs mother while she is sleeping 9 times because she wasn’t allowed to go outside

Woman stabs boyfriend over $200.

15 year old female stabs 19 year old man who tried to protect his 22 year old female friend (who was also stabbed) after argument

Mother stabs and kills four year old son to death

18 year old female stabs and kills mother in face and neck 79 times

Woman drives car into church and stabs husband on altar for “worshipping Nascar”

Woman stabs husband for not buying beer

24 year old woman stabs sister after argument

34 year old woman stabs fiance over argument on what their wedding color scheme should be

28 year old woman stabs boyfriend in eye for refusing to have a threesome

21 year old stabs 21 year old sister over argument over apple fritters

54 year old woman stabs boyfriend for refusing to stop listening to The Eagles

24 year old woman stabs self and then claims a man did it

52 year old woman stabs 45 year old boyfriend with knife and fork after argument

Woman stabs 61 year old mother

48 year old woman stabs 24 year old boyfriend

Woman stabs fiance for not wanting to drive drunk to the liquor store

Woman in 20s stabs 56 year old stranger after altercation

48 year old woman stabs 27 year old daughter in back

30 year old woman stabs 42 year old man after verbal argument

26 year old woman stabs bf after his dog eats her marijuana

Woman stabs her child’s father after argument

19 year old female stabs 18 year old male after argument

48 year old woman stabs 53 year old husband and kills him

28 year old woman stabs 41 year old after her baby shower

30 year old stabs 26 year old pregnant sister and law and kills both her and baby

Woman stabs cop during a traffic stop

24 year old stabs 28 year old brother over argument about household chores

28 year old woman stabs 16 year old female in the face that she suspected was her boyfriend’s mistress

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he says his ex’s name in his sleep

28 year old woman stabs boyfriend after dispute about a camping trip

33 year old woman stabs 42 year old husband in neck three times after petty argument

49 year old stabs herself and blames ex-husband

Woman stabs husband over television show characters

Woman stabs 23 year old boyfriend after argument

Woman stabs husband because he snored

19 year old female stabs and kills her 19 year old female cousin after argument

23 year old woman stabs family member after argument

Let me jump in on this shit.

  1. Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer 
  2. Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape 
  3. Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it
  4. Woman kills man for refusing to marry her 
  5. Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument 
  6. Woman shoots her husband after argument 
  7. Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it
  8. Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death 
  9. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating 
  10. Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game 
  11. Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship 
  12. Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies 
  13. Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument 
  14. Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating 
  15. Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair 
  16. Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin 
  17. Woman runs over, kills cheating husband 
  18. Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time 
  19. Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe
  20. Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug 
  21. Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift 
  22. Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating 
  23. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”
  24. Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris 
  25. Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him 
  26. Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument 
  27. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift 
  28. Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior
  29. Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument 
  30. Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old 
  31. Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her 
  32. Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan 
  33. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument 
  34. Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush 
  35. Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail 
  36. Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex 
  37. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts 
  38. Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide 
  39. Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument
  40. Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument 
  41. Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him 
  42. Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill 
  43. Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep
  44. Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her
  45. Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas 
  46. Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend 
  47. Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts 
  48. Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument 
  49. Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death 
  50. Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella 
  51. Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument 
  52. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom 
  53. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun 
  54. Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him 
  55. Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself
  56. Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women 
  57. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances 
  58. Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women 
  59. Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion 
  60. Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina
  61. Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter
  62. Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband
  63. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day
  64. Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument 
  65. Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone 
  66. Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument 
  67. Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him 
  68. Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument 
  69. Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan
  70. Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer 
  71. Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument 
  72. Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument 
  73. Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior 
  74. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body 
  75. Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute 
  76. Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating 
  77. Woman shoots man in the groin after argument 
  78. Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss 
  79. Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears 
  80. Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend 
  81. Women kills husband, commits suicide 
  82. Woman shoots and kills man over argument 
  83. Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her 
  84. Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself 
  85. Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep 
  86. Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself 
  87. Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party 
  88. Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman 
  89. Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him” 
  90. Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him
  91. Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome 
  92. Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles 
  93. Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her 
  94. Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance 
  95. Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store 
  96. Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling 
  97. Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer 
  98. Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her 
  99. Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend
  100. Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom 
  101. Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post 
  102. Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash 
  103. Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours 
  104. Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself 
  105. Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman 

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

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NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

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John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

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Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

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Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

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Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

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Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

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Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

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Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

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Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

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Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

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Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

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Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

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Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

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While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also true that most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, between April 30th and May 30th, 2014 (US):

  1. Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons 
  2. Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her 
  3. California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old
  4. Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children 
  5. Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death 
  6. Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy 
  7. Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage 
  8. Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter 
  9. Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby 

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January 1st and April 1st, 2014 (US):

  1. Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6 
  2. Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean 
  3. Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself 
  4. Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide 
  5. Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy 
  6. Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus 
  7. Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement 
  8. Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan 
  9. Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks 
  10. Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter 
  11. Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave 
  12. Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism 
  13. Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self 
  14. Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son 
  15. Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter 

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.

So much evidence, so little time!

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